me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?

(Source: allonsyforever, via australian-government)

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

(via australian-government)

(Source: onlybestquotes, via winchester-moose)

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(via australian-government)

(Source: workingsofmymiind, via winchester-moose)

oreoofficial:

en-rich-ment:

oreoofficial:

i need 7 billion arms so i can punch everyone at once

So you want to punch all the babies, sick, elderly and coma patients? I see.

actually 2 billion of those punches were for you

(Source: commonbee, via cumdurnp)

whisklash:

image

honk honk

(via luffys-hat)

dorkly:

'Captain America 3' and 'Batman v. Superman' Are Pretty Much the Same Movie

(via collegehumor)

carlsagan:

unclepolymer:

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

(via cumdurnp)